A couple in Australia have made the news recently over their perceived taboo relationship. Some find it disgusting and frankly, I do not know why!
Who could you trust more with your love than your hand? A family member!
Fake News Story Market in Recession?
Readers may have noticed a steep decline in the quantity and regularity of SuperZipper.com news articles. SuperZipper.com, the largest fake news story site, is struggling to meet revenue targets. In these hard times for fake news sites, spectators are worried for the smaller fake news sites like The Onion and The New York Times. Many are screaming the obvious, recession; however President Bush is still hesitant in using the ‘R’ word.
Paul McCartney Caught up in Spitzeresque Prossie Scandal
Only a week after New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was found to have spent $80 thousand on female escorts over several years, Paul McCartney has been outed in a similar scandal. Courts today uncovered and released figures that Paul McCartney paid a female escort by the name of Heather Mills the sum of $53 million for 4 years of her services.
Red Heads Put on Notice by the State of Florida
Hot on the heels of the Florida ‘Saggy Pants Bill’, the Florida Senate has decided that it will put another bill forward that is in the same vain as the ‘Saggy Pants Bill’ . Senator Gary Siplin has presented the bill to the senate, which will be firstly implemented in public schools just like the ‘Saggy Pants Bill’, that students wearing red hair intentionally will be up for suspension.
Osama Bin Laden Hailed as a Hall of Fame Performer
'Osama Bin Laden' has been inducted into the American Actors Hall of Fame for his starring roles in 9/11: Tower of Terror, which pitted man's greatest invention up against man's best buildings, and for his role in War on Terror: Kill those Ragheads!.
Mohammed Sannd-ihn-Aeyez is the actor behind these stunning performances. Sannd is a married father of three living in West Hollywood, California.
